When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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pickle juice?

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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