What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

good one jess !!

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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