A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Matt is not funny.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Badgers are cool

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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