A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Women's Rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Knock Knock Yes?

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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