Stop being a centipede

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The Game.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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you just contradicted yourself.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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