How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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liam buchan is gay !

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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hey guys what's up?

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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