- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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