Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Anti Joke

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