- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

bitches be crafty.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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