Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

you know whats funny the letter Q

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Obamacare haters

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Yes. Just Yes.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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