- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did he die? He was sick.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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