A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Anti Joke

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