Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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