Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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British Dentistry

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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