what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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a man died

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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