Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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The 80's

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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