Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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JFK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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yeah..

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Jews.

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who drinks pee? katness

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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