Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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9/11

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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