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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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