- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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