Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Women's Rights.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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