- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Knock Knock! Come in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

This sentence is false.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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