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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Matt is not funny.

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