Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

ecks! why zee?

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Your Mom.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Their, they're, there You're, your

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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