Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

A midget walks under a bar

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock Knock! Come in!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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