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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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19th amendment

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Jason Connor.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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A black man in a country bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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