A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

An English man walks into a pub.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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