Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

An English man walks into a pub.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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