one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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