- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

A man made a sandwich.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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