How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Trashcan!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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