Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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since when?

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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