What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

A: B: No pun intended.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Matt is not funny.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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