What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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what time is it? 3:16

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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