What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

What's the deal with airline food?

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Guess What! HI!

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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