- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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