Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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