What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Johnson stops eating

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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