- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

how now brown cow. WTF.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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