Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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