Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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hi

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Yes.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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