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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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