What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Yes.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Spread the net.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Ebola

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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