- Anti Joke

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock, knock. answers door

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

69

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door