A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

thumb_up thumb_down +45

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +41

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

thumb_up thumb_down +41

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops