- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What's the deal with airline food?

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Guess what.. chicken butt

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

How are you? Yes

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

I have a crush on my dad.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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