An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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