- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why did he die? He was sick.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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