- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Women's Rights.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Knock Knock Yes?

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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