- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want a balloon? yeah

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Okay, one second.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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