- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

how now brown cow. WTF.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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