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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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