- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

I never asked for this.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

vbh

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

pickle juice?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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