Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Chinese drivers.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Hello

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Women's rights

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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