- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Chinese drivers.

Hello

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Women's rights

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

a potato flew around my room

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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