Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

ugh good riddance

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Shit!

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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