How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Deadly cancer.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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I'm a like whore

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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