- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the jew die Really...

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

want a balloon? yeah

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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