what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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dead battery come on down

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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I said I hate niiggers

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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