amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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