Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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want a balloon? yeah

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Snausages.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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