Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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want a balloon? yeah

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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