What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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19th amendment

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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