Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Woman's Rights

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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