wood cant chuck wood

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Worst joke ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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