What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Are you Drew?

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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