- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What did I do last night?work

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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