There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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