John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Womens Rights.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Women's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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