What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Wade's the father

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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eloise dey.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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