A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Guess What! HI!

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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My pet rock died.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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obama

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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hi patrick

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Anti Joke

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