Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Mike tyson

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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