- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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